Overheard in NY, the comics edition

From the fantastic site, Overheard in NY:

Wednesday One-Liners for Comic Book Guy

Hipster girl: I want a cape. Capes are so in right now.
--L train

Girl on phone: So, today I was on my way to class and I saw a transvestite dressed as Wonder Woman. No, I don't think he was going to class.
--NYU residence hall, Lafayette St

Metro newspaper man: I'm not Superman, I'm not Spiderman, I'm not Batman. I'm the Metro Man. Get your paper.
--34th St & Broadway

Guy: I was like, "That's you! My arch drinking nemesis."
--LIRR, Jamaica

Girl: He's like sexual kryptonite!
--2nd St & Ave A